Hush
Admin · producer · big claims
Admining admin stuff. Upset by incorrect heading styles in the Excel spreadsheet, and by bullet points where an ordered list belongs.
A podcast. Allegedly.
Not Not
Cool
Boys
Hush. Dante. Belly. Multiple pod recordings.
Zero episodes cleared for release.
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Persons of interest
The Boys
As profiled by our official Social Media guy, who seeks out the truth and quality content.
Dante
Pusher of buttons
Whereabouts often unknown. Probably practising the recorder.
Belly
Sports fan · teller of porkys
Biggest sports fan in NNCB. Excited for all the tries and wickets at the Superbowl. Pulled off an April's fool on Hush. Got him.
Dez
Official social media guy
Pod man, social pipe guy, trend mogul, second biggest sports fan in NNCB, and team KC. Would never create an elaborate post about an excuse.
Wez
Official hype man
Once moonlighted as MJ's audio selection hype man. We have the footage.
The back catalogue
Episodes
The fans asked for it. We listened and read (well, Admin Hush did). We delivered. Well, not yet: there are still some legal hoops to jump through. But it's created. Press play at your own risk.
Pod Dialect
Hush teaches the pod community the cool trendy lingos used in the biz (business, for those not in the know how). It's LIT. Jks, that's so 2019.
InjunctionTries & Wickets
Sports fan Belly recaps the Superbowl, including the tries, the wickets, and the reds throwing down. Belly knew that NFL team was going to win.
Blocked in the pipesThe 2020 Pod Song
Hush produces. Belly motivates. Dante is somewhere practising the recorder. Tipped for #1 in triple j's Hottest 100 next year, every year.
Rights clearanceHush
Admin Hush reads the fan mail, applies the correct heading styles, and lodges a formal complaint about bullet points in the Word document.
Sealed#HushBigClaims
A fair few big claims are made. None of them have been verified by our fact checkers, Belly and Dante.
UnverifiedTrumpet Bell
Wez, the official NNCB hype man, walks us through the remix he supplied to a certain bball goat before the big game.
NDAFrom the social pipes
Dispatches from Dez
Every post from @notnotcoolboys. The only NNCB content legal has not been able to stop.
Frequently asked questions
Legal
When are episodes coming out?
On advice of counsel, we decline to answer that question.
What are you actually being sued for?
On advice of counsel, we decline to answer that question. On advice of different counsel, we'd like to add that it's mostly #HushBigClaims.
Can I hear just one episode? I won't tell anyone.
That is exactly what the last guy said.
Why is it called Not Not Cool Boys?
Two negatives make a positive. We checked. Legally, we're cool.
How do I subscribe to the newsletter?
Dez has been telling people to subscribe to the newsletter since 2020. Legal is looking into Dez.
Legals were close to shaking hands on a release deal in 2020. What happened?
The legal suits had a collab with covid. Unintentional? Probably. An excuse? No.
Why are there so many trumpet memes?
@spikehuntington got control of the account for a few seconds. We have apologised to the pod fans. Legal is looking into Spike as well.
Are you taking guests?
Pod friend @michaeljordan has an open invitation. Everyone else must sign a waiver, an indemnity, and a second, slightly scarier waiver.
Get in touch
Contact
Fan mail, guest pitches, and subpoenas go through Instagram DMs. We read everything. We respond to nothing, as instructed.
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